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EXTRAVAGANZA JUBILEE

Original price was: $4,63550.Current price is: $3,92995.

EXTRAVAGANZA JUBILEE! Because every red-blooded American needs three SIONICS RIFLES (or more). 

Patrol 3 XL, 12.5″ or 11.5″ SBR AND 14.8″ SBR! Why settle for one when you can have 3?

We’ll even pay your tax stamps! Because your wallet isn’t suffering enough.

Plus, every order comes with a SUPER CRISP $100 bill! You can finally afford that second pack of ramen.

And the amazing freebies keep coming: Two t-shirts to wipe the sweat off your brow, a hat to hide your receding hairline, and a mug to warm your cold, lonely heart.

Sale ends April 16th (4/16). Because why not!?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bankrupt yourself! Hurry, before your wife/husband/significant other/therapist stages an intervention.

10 in stock

Estimated Completion Date January 3, 2025 - January 8, 2025
SKU: NOT-A-416A4 Categories: , Product ID: 26146

Description

  • What’s Included in This Ridiculous Deal:

    1. A Patrol 3 XL: Its literally the best gun ever made.
    2. A 12.5″ or 11.5″ SBR: Perfect for close-quarters combat… or reaching the top shelf.
    3. A 14.8″ SBR: Why have 1 SBR when you can have 2? Especially if we are paying for your tax stamps……
    4. We’ll Pay for Your Tax Stamps: Because we’re feeling generous… or something.
    5. A Crisp $100 Bill: To help you buy more ammo… or a therapist.
    6. A SIONICS Hat: To hide your bald spot.
    7. Two Tee Shirts: Use one as a rug and one as a placemat for Thanksgiving, who cares!? YOU HAVE 3 BADASS RIFLES!
    8. A Mug or Flask: For your lukewarm coffee or questionable noon time alcoholic beverage.
    9. Three Magpul PMAGS: How else are you going to put bullets in the gun!?

Why buy 1 overpriced gun when you could get 3 plus more for the same price?

Key Features of SIONICS Firearms

SIONICS Warranty

All SIONICS Weapon Systems Firearms, Receivers and Parts are manufactured for a Lifetime of Hard Use. With that said, we do expect you to use your SIONICS products, and if needed, trust that we would have you covered if your product fails.

SIONICS COMPLETE FIREARMS, UPPER RECEIVERS AND LOWER RECEIVERS WARRANTY

SIONICS Weapon Systems Complete Rifles, Complete Upper Receivers and Complete Lower Receivers are Guaranteed to Run for Life, Period. If you shoot out the barrel, we’ll replace it. If you need replacement parts, we’ll send them to you. If you break your Rifle, we’ll fix it. If your Rifle is taken into evidence after Justifiable Use of Deadly Force, we’ll replace it for you. Let’s break that down for you.

  • Who is Covered – Anyone with an unaltered Complete SIONICS Firearm, Upper Receiver or Lower Receiver
  • What is Covered –  Anything and Everything related to the function of Complete Firearms, Upper Receivers and Lower Receivers
  • What is Not Covered 
    • Modifying the internals of the Complete Firearm, Upper Receiver or Lower Receiver.
    • Using Non-Factory Ammunition (aka Reloads)
    • Careless Handling, Abuse or Misuse
    • Rust or Corrosion
    • Barrel Obstruction
    • Altering or Modifying existing Parts
    • Damages caused by failure to perform normal maintenance
    • Damages due to high velocity, high pressure, reloaded, remanufactured, or other non-standard ammunition
    • Cosmetic damages
    • Dimensional alterations caused from Cerakote or Paint (for example the removal of too much material or the addition of too much material altering the tolerance of components)
  • How Long is it Covered – Lifetime of the unaltered Complete Firearm, Upper or Lower Receiver
  • How will it be Covered – All Deemed Defective Parts will be either Repaired or Replaced by SIONICS staff

    WARRANTY PROCESSING INSTRUCTIONS

Step 1:

Call 520.396.3460 (Monday – Thursday 7:00 – 17:00 MST) and speak with one of our Excellent SIONICS staff to begin the troubleshooting process of your product. If deemed necessary you will then obtain an RMA# (Return Merchandise Authorization) to initiate the warranty claim. Outside of business hours please email us at warranty@sionicsweaponsystems.com

Step 2:

Once established that your item should return to SIONICS for further inspection, you will need to ship your defective/non-working item.

Return the item to our facility:
Make sure your assigned RMA# is clearly displayed on the outside of all return packages. This is necessary to match each package to the correct warranty claim. In addition please include a document listing your RMA#, Name, Phone Number as well as email address.

ATTN: Warranty Department
SIONICS Weapon Systems
5118 E. Pima Steet
Tucson, Arizona 85712

Step 3:

Our team here at SIONICS will work quickly to process your claim. Once your item is received, we will inspect and test within one business day. If the item is deemed defective, we will communicate back to you on your claim with the appropriate plan for repair or replacement.

Manual

SAR-15_SIONICS_Manual

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